February 2012
beyoncebeytwice:
today in class i was eating pretzels but i was eating too fast and i like started choking and gagging and this boy that i kinda like was sitting next to me and instead of giving me mouth to mouth and falling in love with me like in the movies he just stared at me so i dont like him anymore
beyoncebeytwice:
the hunger games
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cosmo tip #188
expertcosmotips:
if boys don’t like any part of your body the obvious solution is cosmetic surgery. why learn to be happy with yourself when everyone else can love you?
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tomsjiggle:
you know what pisses me off oh man when people are messing around in class and the teacher politely tells them to stop and they get all mad like WHO THE FUCK HE THINK HE IS um he’s your teacher dumbass he works hard af to deal with hundreds of students a day you shut your mOUTH NOW
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